The Well-Groomed Yeti

I saw this display at the local Walmart. They showcased a line of natural soaps for men, under the brand Dr. Squatch, a very well-groomed sasquatch.

To my eye, there were two mythical creatures depicted here. After all, who’s ever heard of a deep-sea goat? What does it eat? How does it breathe? More importantly, who milks it?

Clearly, these weren’t wild goats. No, they were a flock, with a goatherd. So, now, we’re either speculating on the existence of mermen, or underwater cities enclosed in air bubbles.

I guess goats would make good recyclers for the ocean dwellers. They eat anything, after all.

What’s that, you say? It’s supposed to be “deep sea” and “goat’s milk” as two separate items?

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